Return Engagement

I have a theory that when it comes to sex, every man pays for it, in one form or another. As much as men might protest and feminists might groan, the fact is for guys and sex, there is no such thing as a free lunch.

In a typical relationship, it starts with the man paying for dinner. Then it moves on to the engagement ring, followed by the house with the white picket fence and culminating in college educations for his offspring, by which time the poor chap likely isn't getting laid at all.

Then there are...the not so typical relationships. Ones in which boy meets girl, a business deal is struck, girl fucks boy, and they go off their separate ways, none the worse for it.

This second scenario is my life. My name is Emily, and I am a call girl.

What do you need to know about me? Not much. My story is so similar to that of so many other women out there that I could be any of them. Your best girlfriend, the girl you worked with at that restaurant, or your next door neighbor. I could be any or all of them, and quite possibly am.

I have done this sort of thing off and on since I was 18. Never full-time, and usually because I was in some sort of position where money was needed quickly. It is only recently I decided to take another shot at things.

It was only tonight after I booked my first return engagement that I decided this might be worth writing about.

Tomorrow at 3 I am scheduled to see a man I'll call "M". I met him online through a site that allows for these sort of arrangements, and after reading my ad, he decided he wanted to see me. He hasn't sent a picture, but from the sound of his voice I'm venturing to guess he's an older gentleman, probably in his early 50's. He recently broke up from a 5 year relationship, and he is looking for what we call the GFE, or 'girlfriend experience'.

You might think older men would be a turn-off, but in my experience they are actually far less demanding than younger men, preferring a lot of affection and a little bit of fairly vanilla sex to what you normally get with younger guys, who all seem to want to re-enact that scene from their latest internet porn download, and prove their manhood by having you go in 10 different positions every 20 minutes.

Younger men make you earn your money, and older men are like that slow day on the job. Lazy, but certainly not boring.

It will be an easy $200, which isn't bad for an hour of what most people do for free.

They all pay for it, some up us just prefer to take the money and run, rather than draw out the agony ;)